Class: Awesome Orc Slayer and Pokemon Trainer
Race: NorthWest-Spanish Goblin
Skills: Every good movie, anime, videogame or comic on earth. I love Pokemon, Zelda, Magic,
Scott Pilgrim, Tarantino, Kingdom Hearts,Hayao Miyazaki, etc...
Extra:I'm not bisexual, my title is from Scott Pilgrim, just that
Ask me, you coward!!
This is me!
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”
Oh my god the “FUCK YOU LADY” is the best
YESSS THIS POST IS BACK
The physics and “FUCK YOU LADY” are definitely my favorite ones.